Gay Quotes

I wanted to start off with some friendly Gay Quotes that tickles my fancy :)


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Sam Austin

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
Unknown

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Homer

I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?"
Karen Ripley

I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?
Elton John

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavner

The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into all the colors of the rainbow. Take your own color in the pattern and be just that.
Charles R. Brown

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein

The diagnosis of homosexuality as a "disorder" is a contributing factor to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill.... Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that you are sick.
Ronald Gold

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.
Bert R. Sugar

If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.
Robin Tyler

Labels? Okay, fine. I'm bisensual. Heteroflexible. And life-curious. That about covers it.
Morgan Torva

What are you trying to protect heterosexual marriages from? There isn't a limited amount of love in Iowa. It isn't a non-renewable resource. If Amy and Barbara or Mike and Steve love each other, it doesn't mean that John and Mary can't.
Ed Fallon

Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul.
Bruce Bawer

I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Unknown

That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know because they're sure that they're the cure.
Denise McCanles